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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Pest Exterminator jobs? · Latest report #7qvcytk4
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour traps are primitive, your spray is toxic, and you're tired.
Crawling through filth so the homeowners don't have to.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total household silence through targeted chemical precision.
glub.youAI▸ INFEST-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
saturates hidden voids with neuro-agent mist
You crawl into cramped, disgusting crawlspaces to set chemical traps and bait for unwanted residential rodents and insects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still climb into a wall void when the sensor array fails.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the home's structure to identify every single hole.
Month 10
Small robots deploy targeted bait precisely where pests travel.
Year 2.5
Robotic arms apply expanding foam to seal all structural entry.
Year 3.8
Infrared cameras watch for movement and trigger lethal spray jets.
Year 5 · D-Day
The exterminator is now just a distant, sneezing memory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48
Average spiders per crawlspace
1200 hours
Time spent in attics
14 percent
Human error in baiting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium roach bait.
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