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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSpraying poison is a career move only a chemical-addled optimist makes.
Professional spider-fan and crawlspace enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic pheromone disruption for a bug-free future.
no no noyou▸ ARTHROPOD-EXTERMINATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
deploys pheromone traps in every dark corner
You crawl into crawlspaces to locate insect infestations and manually apply pesticide treatments. It is mostly just breathing dust while waiting for ants to die.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle difference between a damp wood rot and termite frass.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map infestation patterns to predict where bugs will crawl next.
Month 7
Automated traps identify species and report real-time pest counts to central hubs.
Month 17
Gantry-mounted nozzles inject precise chemical doses into identified wall voids without human intervention.
Year 2.5
Mobile units navigate attics and crawlspaces to seal cracks and monitor biological activity.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human technician access is revoked as the building management system assumes full pest control autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Annual
Crawlspace claustrophobia incidents
High
Chemical inhalation events
99%
Bug identification accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium roach-killing gel.
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