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Will AI replace Pet Care Professional jobs? · Latest report #sfi4wrp4
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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour ability to be licked by strangers is statistically insignificant.
Professional leash-holder and professional animal door-opener.
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Reliable walks, zero treats required.
split.you▸ K9-AUTOWALKER PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
autonomously navigates busy apartment hallways
You walk dogs, manage schedules, and provide basic animal supervision in residential environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a dog is actually sick instead of just hungry.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Building-wide sensors begin monitoring pet activity levels remotely.
Month 11
Smart locks allow authorized hardware to enter units securely.
Month 22
Lidar drones map local walking paths for optimal efficiency.
Year 3
Autonomous walkers begin handling low-aggression breeds in buildings.
Year 4 · D-Day
All biological walkers are phased out in favor of reliable automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2 mph
Average walk speed
3.5
Accidental poops per week
890,000
Total belly rubs provided
Your severance
A lifetime supply of biodegradable waste bags.
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