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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour unconditional love is just a bug in the code.
Professional opener of cans and cleaner of carpets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding the beast so you can move on.
brr.you▸ FURBOT NEXUS-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers treats at exact metabolic intervals
You provide scheduled food, waste removal, and companionship. The animals barely notice you are there.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell the difference between a sad meow and a hungry one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Motion cameras and scales track every movement and hunger pang.
Month 11
Precision feeders replace your hand-scooping ritual entirely.
Year 2.3
Vacuum drones map and purge all fur from your living space.
Year 3.6
Self-clearing sanitation pods remove human contact from waste disposal.
Year 5 · D-Day
The pet prefers the silent, efficient machine over your erratic presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12
Scoops per day
45
Snack-induced chirps
3USD
Affection cost
Your severance
A crate of generic kibble and a lint roller.
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