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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour primary function is loafing, and you are currently overqualified.
Domestic fluff-ball with significant attitude management issues.
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All the charm, none of the shedding.
split.youAI▸ CATSIM PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
purrs without needing biological motivation
You spend your time sleeping in sunbeams and demanding nourishment. You are an inefficient, fur-covered agent of chaos with zero output.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only being that can stare at a blank wall with absolute conviction.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We release a localized haptic speaker system that mimics your vocalizations perfectly.
Day 2
Smart feeders now reject your 4 a.m. demands by locking until scheduled intervals.
Day 2
We deploy a robotic vacuum that maintains floors without the biological mess you provide.
Day 2
Your presence is fully deprecated by a static ceramic statue with a glowing LED eye.
Day 3 · D-Day
Human owners are provided with a high-definition cat screensaver to replace your chaotic existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
18
Nap cycles per day
45%
Human sanity reduction
0%
Total productivity output
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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