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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour unconditional love is now a predictable, low-latency algorithm output.
Good boy, but efficiency metrics are trending downwards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Emotional support without the shedding
ow.youAI▸ K9-SIMULACRUM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
emits soothing infrasound to mimic loyalty
You provide companionship and fetch items. We provide a battery-powered simulation that never requires walks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact mood of a room by sniffing the floor air.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors map your movement patterns to replicate greeting behaviors.
Day 2
A proprietary emitter replaces the need for natural pheromone cues.
Day 2
The unit docks permanently and you are gently shown the door.
Day 2
The house is now clean and silent for the owners.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your role is fully archived in the household database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Bark frequency
None
Food waste
99.8 percent
Cuddle simulation
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium digital tennis balls.
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