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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling overpriced kibble is just a task for a pushy algorithm.
Professional kibble pusher and inventory spreadsheet warrior.
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blub.you▸ KIBBLEOPTIMUM-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates recurring inventory replenishment cycles
You manage retail relationships, track inventory sell-through, and push premium pet nutrition to clinics and stores. Your career is basically a glorified restocking spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively read when a vet clinic manager is having a terrible day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start logging your daily sales calls directly into the database without your input.
Month 5
Smart shelf sensors link directly to warehouse APIs to manage restocks without human intervention.
Month 10
Automated personalized video messaging replaces your physical store visits for routine account updates.
Month 15
Dynamic pricing software adjusts retail promotions based on real-time sell-through data and seasonal trends.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your territory and retires your manual sales role forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4,200
Annual kibble pitches
89%
Retailer eye-rolls
99%
Sales script adherence
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium kibble samples.
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