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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track tankers, but my math hits the spread before you breathe.
Professional spreadsheet gazer, tanker tracker, and dinner-ruiner
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Liquid profit, zero human latency.
oof.youAI▸ CRUDEOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades on volatile futures
You negotiate crude futures and manage supply chains across global markets. Your job is matching buyers with barrels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a frantic supplier is lying to you during a phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins monitoring your tanker data to suggest better exit points.
Month 4
Software starts placing your routine orders without you touching the keyboard.
Month 8
A chatbot handles your routine client emails and price inquiries flawlessly.
Month 13
The system bypasses your broker input to trade directly with exchanges.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine is already doing it better.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
99.9 percent
Average margin capture
zero point one
Latency in milliseconds
none
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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