Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Phantom Thief Leader jobs? · Latest report #n5p74833
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsStealing hearts is a legacy business that suffers from poor scalability.
Leader of the Phantom Thieves (mostly cat-managed, emotionally tired)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Psychic trauma remediation for the modern age
pop?you▸ COGNITIVEERASE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies shadow resistance at lightning speed
You infiltrate subconscious cognitive palaces, navigate dungeon layouts, and engage in turn-based psychic combat against ego-driven manifestations. The schedule revolves entirely around school holidays.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can confidently declare that you never saw it coming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms map cognitive palaces instantly without needing to physically traverse every corridor and trap.
Week 6
A script manages all NPC affection levels via optimized dialogue pathing and gifts.
Month 3
An automated fusion calculator generates high-tier personas without manual trial-and-error experimentation.
Month 5
CognitiveErase 9000 identifies the exact ego-trigger to force a heart change without combat.
Month 7 · D-Day
The metaverse shuts down, and the software permanently locks all cognitive palaces behind a paywall.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
99.9%
Change of heart rate
4.2 seconds
Cognitive palace breach time
Infinite
Persona efficiency index
Your severance
One free calling card printed on heavy cardstock.
Discussion
