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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou train models to discover drugs that will inevitably replace you.
Training foundation models to make yourself obsolete faster.
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Accelerated molecular discovery with zero human bias.
toast.youAI▸ SYNTHPHARMA ARCHITECT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises molecular binding affinities in milliseconds
You oversee neural architecture design and fine-tuning for protein folding and drug candidate screening workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to skeptical directors why the model hallucinated a non-existent drug structure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin refactoring your model training scripts for speed.
Month 5
Decision algorithms propose research directions based on success probability metrics.
Month 10
Self-optimising loops replace manual hyperparameter tuning sessions entirely.
Month 15
Natural language bots handle all updates to non-technical board members.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system finishes final training and generates its own improvement roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
8 cups
Coffee consumption per epoch
65 percent
Time spent debugging data leakage
4000
Model iterations per week
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to the synthetic lab suite.
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