Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Pharma Machine Learning Scientist jobs? · Latest report #yhvubjwh
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining models to find cures while the models train to replace you.
Optimizer of loss functions and late-night research frustration.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated discovery, zero human bias.
glub.youAI▸ CURESYNC V7.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates drug discovery cycles by 400x
You process massive biological datasets to identify potential drug targets. You spend all day debugging GPU-bound neural network training.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your specific model architecture choices to skeptical, grumpy peer reviewers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrub and standardize your messy biological datasets overnight.
Month 5
Neural search algorithms design better model architectures than your manual tuning.
Month 10
Compute clusters perform exhaustive grid searches faster than your intuition.
Month 15
Synthetic agents generate your report findings to satisfy internal audit.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the drug candidate pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
98 percent
GPU clusters idling during lunch
1 to 40
Papers read versus code committed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute credits.
Discussion
