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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell deck templates for problems you never actually have to fix.
Expert in turning white papers into expensive PowerPoint nightmares.
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You create strategic slide decks for pharmaceutical companies. You analyze market data and advise on complex regulatory drug pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull real-time pharma data directly into model dashboards.
Month 7
Smart software builds your slide decks automatically overnight.
Month 15
Agents simulate stakeholder meetings to find consensus without you.
Year 1.9
Models interpret FDA filings faster than any human consultant.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk becomes a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Slides per client hour
99%
Meaningless synergy mentions
Expensive
Average project billable rate
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