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Your job has an expiration date
May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour digital strategy is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Corporate digital navigator, PowerPoint wizard, risk-averse soul.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning massive datasets into final drug approvals.
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optimises drug trial outcomes while you sleep
You oversee drug discovery software projects and data pipelines. Automation will soon handle your entire strategic roadmap.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board of investors with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull your metrics directly into real-time dashboards.
Month 5
An agent writes your quarterly R&D slide decks.
Month 13
Software audits and negotiates all vendor contracts automatically.
Year 1.9
Algorithms verify all trial data integrity without human eyes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with a single script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
99.2%
Strategy PPTs ignored
47 per month
Pipeline integration failures
35 weekly
Meeting hours wasted
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and one sad muffin.
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