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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour pipetting precision is no match for a cold, unfeeling algorithm.
Serial compound optimizer and veteran of broken mass spectrometers.
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Turning billion-dollar molecules into pure data.
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simulates 10000 protein interactions in one second
You optimize chemical compounds through trial, error, and tedious lab documentation. Soon, code handles the design phase entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely detect when an experiment feels wrong due to intuition, not data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically upload your lab notes to a central database.
Month 5
Robotic arms take over the repetitive liquid handling tasks.
Month 13
Molecular models replace half of your bench-top testing.
Year 2.2
Automated units manage the chemical reactors without human oversight.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly while you seek a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002%
Average pipetting errors
1400
Failed compounds per day
10 million
Lab notebook pages read
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based spreadsheet software.
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