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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell pills by buying lunch for people who hate you.
Master of the 15-second lobby pitch and cold coffee.
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glub.youAI▸ DOCPULSE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers digital lunch coupons to tablets
You visit doctors to pitch brand-name drugs, manage sample closets, and collect signatures for clinical trial data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a doctor is lying about reading your latest study.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Hospitals move to automated visitor management systems that block unannounced humans.
Month 5
Interactive tablets replace the need for physical brochures and sample handouts.
Month 13
Algorithms predict physician needs, removing the need for human relationship building.
Month 21
Sample inventory is managed by secure lockers, removing the need for physical transport.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The final human sales role is replaced by a personalized email bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
too much
Average lunch budget spent
infinite
Time spent in waiting rooms
zero
Doctors who actually care
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired inhaler samples.
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