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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell overpriced PowerPoint decks that software generates in three seconds.
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generates twenty slide decks during your lunch
You build complex market entry models and slide decks for pharmaceutical executives to justify their drug pricing strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still nod gravely while the client tells you an obviously failed idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model absorbs your company's entire historical archive of slides.
Month 7
Custom AI agents generate your slide decks directly from market data.
Month 15
A screen displays AI-generated charts while you remain muted.
Year 1.9
Automated logic replaces your manual market sizing and strategy work.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server assumes your advisory role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
45
slides per week
120
buzzwords per hour
99%
client confusion rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide-generating API
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