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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets predict sales but cannot stop the algorithm from winning.
Portfolio overseer, spreadsheet architect, supply chain shepherd.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing revenue through cold, hard logic.
glub.youAI▸ PHARMAYIELD V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts market shifts before they happen
You track supply chains and product performance to drive revenue. Data-driven models will soon handle the entire portfolio.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about lead times during a phone call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Inventory and sales data flow directly into automated reporting dashboards.
Month 5
Algorithms begin adjusting product prices based on real-time demand signals.
Month 13
Direct integration with manufacturer systems removes the need for manual oversight.
Year 1.9
Autonomous agents identify and prune underperforming products without human input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system fully manages the brand; you are successfully redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 percent
Average margin error rate
4000 rows
Spreadsheet rows per hour
6 cups
Coffee intake during launch
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic-label headache pills.
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