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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour intuition for market trends is just an inefficient pattern-matching algorithm.
Portfolio overseer with expensive tastes and light-weight data.
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liquidates entire portfolios before market open
You allocate capital across drug development portfolios and review quarterly clinical trial results. You manage stakeholder expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to shareholders during a catastrophic drug trial failure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your historical trade data and meeting transcript history.
Month 5
The system suggests trades that yield higher returns than your intuition.
Month 12
Software manages routine allocations without requiring your boardroom approval.
Month 20
An AI agent assumes your seat to vote during shareholder meetings.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to retire while the system optimizes global growth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
0.4 seconds
Quarterly P&L Review Time
99.8 percent
Risk Assessment Accuracy
Zero
Human Emotion Variance
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