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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lab bench is just a very expensive, slow protein printer.
Senior Scientist (mostly chasing funding, slightly curing diseases).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fewer failures, faster chemistry.
help!youAI▸ MOLECULEMIND X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten million drug interactions hourly
You hypothesize molecular interactions, run iterative clinical trials, and document compliance for regulatory drug approval processes.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the stubborn intuition to defend a failed trial's nuance to angry board members.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
AI models start predicting protein folding structures before you test.
Month 8
Robotic arms handle the precise pipetting and chemical mixing tasks.
Month 18
Regulatory agencies accept synthetic digital trial data for initial review.
Year 2.4
The machine generates perfect, error-free drug approval application filings.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You pack your lab coat while the servers finalize clinical trials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
95 percent
Average failure rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Infinite
Paperwork burden
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired placebo pills.
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