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April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsTrading medical science for aggressive lunch-and-learns and branded stress balls.
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Data-driven prescribing nudges for every physician.
oof.youAI▸ PHARMAPATH V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes prescription conversion using deep neural networks
You track doctor prescribing habits and bribe them with catered lunches to push specific proprietary pills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a doctor is lying about reading your clinical study.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An algorithm predicts which doctors will switch drugs based on data.
Month 8
Smart displays replace your slide decks with targeted clinical research.
Month 16
Hospitals move to digital ordering that ignores human sales influence.
Year 2.3
Bots simulate personal rapport through personalized clinical data emails.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The system automates drug sample distribution and physician compliance tracking.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
too much
average lunch spend
infinite
slides presented
constant
clinician eye rolls
Your severance
One free pen and a lukewarm salad tray.
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