Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Pharmaceutical Systems Designer jobs? · Latest report #ibm2hdqb
Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour complex regulatory workflows are just data points for our model.
Designer of systems that wait for approval to wait.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
System compliance at the speed of light.
stretchy.youAI▸ REGULATORY ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates international compliance in milliseconds
You draft technical specifications for drug production systems and ensure compliance with strict safety and manufacturing standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle, catastrophic failure of a regulatory design before the simulation finishes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins generating baseline requirement specifications from existing historical databases.
Month 5
Vision models flag non-compliant design elements in real-time drafting sessions.
Month 10
Algorithms replace manual risk assessment documentation with predictive failure modeling.
Month 16
Natural language agents replace human managers in project review meetings.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system fully manages the end-to-end design lifecycle without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Document iterations per spec
2000
Hours spent in validation
40 liters
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A lifetime supply of printer toner and despair.
Discussion
