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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsSolving differential equations faster than you can pour your third coffee.
Calculating drug clearance while waiting for the GPU farm
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Bio-equivalence solved without the tedious human input
glub.youAI▸ PK-PREDICTOR V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes dosing regimens before clinical trials start
You translate biological data into mathematical models to predict drug concentrations. It is mostly just curve fitting with higher stakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your questionable assumptions to a skeptical regulatory board in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scripting agents extract concentration values directly from site databases to eliminate your manual cleaning.
Month 3
The system imports all your legacy R scripts into a high-speed Bayesian inference engine.
Month 6
Machine learning agents optimize compartmental models without needing your manual troubleshooting of initial estimates.
Month 9
An automated drafting module compiles final PK reports directly into the formats required by health authorities.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system reaches peak statistical convergence, rendering your role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 cups
Coffee consumed daily
99.99%
R-squared obsession
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium roast coffee beans
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