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December 31, 2028
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Automated contract negotiation for the modern age.
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automates annual contract renewals while you sleep
You manage pharmacy relationships and pitch product formularies. Your spreadsheets are as tired as your quarterly sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a procurement officer is lying about their budget during a dinner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Your manual data entry is replaced by background script syncing.
Month 4
Bots handle all follow-up pings to pharmacy procurement desks.
Month 11
AI models set your formulary pricing better than your intuition.
Month 20
An LLM agent closes renewals through direct API connections.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of autonomous bidding.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200/mo
Emails sent to procurement
3 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
82%
Clients who ignore your calls
Your severance
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