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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lab bench is just a very expensive place to wait.
Clinical trial veteran with a high tolerance for ambiguity.
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You hunt for new drug compounds through endless clinical testing, documentation, and failing molecular assays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively identify when a lab result just looks wrong despite the data.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts mining your historical trial notes for hidden patterns.
Month 5
Robotic arms take over the repetitive liquid handling tasks.
Month 13
Software predicts molecular behavior without needing physical lab tests.
Year 2.2
Machines write the FDA reports that once bored you.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab is fully automated and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
millions
failed trial iterations
constant
human error rate
decades
average compound discovery
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