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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsModeling global markets while ignoring why your own rent went up.
Senior Academic (mostly LaTeX, emotionally disconnected from reality)
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Predicting recessions without the emotional baggage.
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projects a recession during your performance review
Economists build complex predictive models, analyze vast datasets, and draft policy recommendations for decision-makers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely identify the hidden political agenda behind a supposedly neutral data set.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software ingest messy government datasets and fixes errors instantly.
Month 4
Cloud-based clusters run millions of simulations faster than your laptop.
Month 8
Generative models produce academic papers with perfect formatting and tone.
Month 13
Digital twins simulate tax changes without needing a human theorist.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI model replaces the office and you receive a pension.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4000
Average variables per model
12 percent
Accuracy in market crashes
3 gallons
Coffee consumed per paper
Your severance
A one-page printout of an obscure 1970s journal article.
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