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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your library solitude while our models read every paper ever.
First-year academic, perpetually drowning in PDF spreadsheets.
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ingests ten thousand journals per second
You spend years scanning academic journals and manually tagging material properties. Soon, scripts will index the entire world.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one edge case that makes your entire model collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Our model learns to parse your entire PDF collection overnight.
Week 11
Vision models detect patterns in tables faster than your eyes can.
Month 6
Thesis drafts are generated automatically from your database outputs.
Month 10
AI reviewers challenge your work before you even submit it.
Month 14 · D-Day
The research is completed by the algorithm while you are away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
240,000
Papers skimmed per day
100%
Coffee consumption reduction
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Human error margin
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