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Will AI replace PhD Researcher and Lecturer jobs? · Latest report #3b3wne84
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach machines to see so they can replace your tenure track.
Professional motion-capture hobbyist and reluctant thesis babysitter
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Thesis grading without the human fatigue
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grades 400 papers in eight seconds
Conducts motion capture research and teaches computer vision curricula while supervising graduate students on their thesis projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell which student copied their code from a public repository.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Grading scripts now evaluate code syntax and project results instantly.
Month 6
AI-generated slides and lecture notes replace your handwritten whiteboard sessions.
Month 12
AI models now provide real-time feedback on student research progress reports.
Month 18
Automated experimentation pipelines run thousands of vision model iterations overnight.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department replaces your role with an enterprise server license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12 weekly
Average lecture hours
3 weeks
Thesis feedback lag
Zero
Grants secured
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own research paper database
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