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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour data cleaning habits are just training wheels for our algorithms.
Professional p-value hunter and sleep-deprived data wrangler.
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Cleaning messy data so you can sleep.
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automates p-value checks while you sleep
You spend your days cleaning messy healthcare datasets and running endless regression models. Your research keeps you awake.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model results don't match clinical reality to people.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins suggesting cleaner code for your R scripts.
Month 4
Automated pipelines now handle your cleaning and error checking.
Month 8
Algorithms begin proposing the best models for your data.
Month 13
Your paper drafts are now generated in minutes by AI.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine finishes the analysis without asking for your opinion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 liters
Coffee consumption per paper
400
Regression models run per day
40 percent
Time spent formatting citations
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a preprint server.
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