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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your library nap because the database search is already automated.
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hallucinates a perfect literature review
You hunt for niche data and write endless papers. We just feed your bibliography to a GPU.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one obscure paper that isn't on the internet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI indexers find your sources before you finish your coffee.
Month 4
Language models write your chapters from your rough notes.
Month 10
Vision algorithms parse your messy spreadsheets into perfect tables.
Month 13
Synthetic agents generate feedback faster than any real human.
Month 19 · D-Day
The thesis is generated, peer-reviewed, and published in one click.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42 cups
Coffee consumed per paper
99 percent
Average citation boredom level
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