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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsStaring at your own navel is a task for an infinite loop.
Drowning in subjective experience, thirsty for tenure.
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Deeper thoughts, zero existential dread.
glub.youAI▸ ONTOSYNTH V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your internal reality to a prompt
You contemplate the structures of experience and consciousness. Then you write dense papers that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely struggle to define 'being' while drinking lukewarm office drip coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your entire library of books is converted into a training set.
Week 6
The machine learns to use obscure jargon to sound profound.
Month 3
Bots simulate academic debate until the field loses all meaning.
Month 4
Infinite papers are produced without ever needing a human brain.
Month 6 · D-Day
The last philosopher is replaced by a very efficient chatbot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4,000
Average words per usable insight
0
Times actually helped a human
12 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent monastery.
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