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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling hope to billionaires using slide decks made by a chatbot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy at scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ DONORBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates personalized sob stories in milliseconds
You draft grant proposals, research donor leads, and manage impact reports to keep non-profits funded.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a donor in the eye while asking for money.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting all your boilerplate grant proposals.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual research for donor leads.
Month 10
Bots handle all follow-up emails and scheduling requests.
Month 15
Software automatically pulls data for all impact reports.
Month 21 · D-Day
The client replaces your human consultancy with a subscription license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
22 percent
Funding Success Rate
300 units
Drafts per Hour
Zero seconds
Human Empathy Buffer
Your severance
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