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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling hope in a stadium full of people who just want baseball.
Professional guilt-tripper with a spreadsheet and a clipboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting maximum empathy per second.
glub.youAI▸ DONOR-BOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters high-net-worth prospects automatically
You chase major donors for checks and stand in humid stadiums begging for spare change.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a wealthy donor is actually just drunk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI predicts which fans will donate based on their ticket history.
Month 3
Virtual agents handle donor inquiries and process automated monthly pledges.
Month 6
Robotic stands replace human volunteers for touchless stadium donations.
Month 10
Algorithms dictate fundraising strategy faster than any board committee.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs the entire donor cycle without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
92 Percent
Cold Call Rejection Rate
High Risk
Stadium Beer Spill Exposure
14,000
Database Spreadsheet Rows
Your severance
A commemorative brick in the stadium parking lot.
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