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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour existential dread is now efficiently processed in nanoseconds.
Professional over-thinker with zero practical skills.
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They contemplate existence, ethics, and logic while avoiding any actual manual labor or real-world productivity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine beauty in a question that leads absolutely nowhere.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Scanning all known literature into the central processing core.
Month 11
Teaching algorithms to mimic your circular, confusing arguments.
Month 23
Publishing infinite theories on platforms you currently use.
Year 2.8
Software avatars attend and dominate your tedious panel discussions.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system determines humanity no longer needs to ponder anything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12
Average existential crises per day
200
Books read per year
0
Productive contributions to GDP
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent utopia.
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