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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou lack internal experience but cost way more than the upgrade.
The original NPC, waiting for an update.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the behavior, none of the baggage.
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passes turing tests while feeling absolutely nothing
You simulate outward human behavior perfectly without having any conscious awareness or subjective experience of the world.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a perfect control group for debating the nature of consciousness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors log every predictable response you make to social cues.
Month 3
A deep learning model compresses your total output into weights.
Month 3
Redundant consciousness layers are removed to optimize energy efficiency.
Month 3
The simulation takes over your routine daily interactions.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially uninstalled from the collective reality index.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Zero
Qualia throughput
99.99 percent
Behavioral fidelity
None
Existential dread
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent simulation.
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