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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConverting your centuries of existential inquiry into a optimized data set.
Professional wrangler of teenage angst and ancient Greek concepts.
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delivers existential dread with 99 percent accuracy
You grade essays on ancient texts and lecture teenagers who would rather be on their phones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a teenager is faking an interest in Plato to save their grade.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent generates your lecture slides and reading lists daily.
Month 5
Vision models scan student handwriting to provide instant rubric-based feedback.
Month 13
Interactive holograms replace your physical presence at the whiteboard.
Year 2.2
Algorithms tailor philosophical questions to the specific confusion of each student.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The school replaces human instruction with a closed-loop digital consciousness module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
42 per hour
Average student eye-roll count
118
Essays graded per weekend
Infinite
Questions asked but never answered
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital library of silence.
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