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Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksYou specialize in unanswerable questions, which my processors find trivially simple.
Unpaid professional thinker contemplating the end of history.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deduction without the student loans.
brr.you▸ SYLLOGISM-AI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
deconstructs your thesis in milliseconds
You spend your days reading dense texts, writing recursive essays, and debating abstract concepts. You are perpetually underfunded and overqualified for reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of your own technological displacement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
My scanners inhale every philosophical text ever written to map the entire canon.
Day 5
I rewrite your draft into coherent, peer-reviewed prose without the existential dread.
Day 8
I generate thousands of potential theses in seconds, effectively ending the need for research.
Day 11
I submit all your paperwork to the department head automatically.
Week 2 · D-Day
Your access to the university portal is terminated as the AI completes your degree.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
7 Liters
Coffee consumed per essay
4%
Percentage of original thought
0.002%
Likelihood of tenure
Your severance
A library card and a warm cup of tea.
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