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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching students why they shouldn't exist is your final act.
Professional over-thinker and purveyor of Socratic annoyance.
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Deductive reasoning, now without the coffee breath.
toast.you▸ ETHICSBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture in seven languages simultaneously
Instructs on ethical theory frameworks and applies logical analysis to contemporary news cycles for student consumption.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly laugh when a student makes a genuinely clever, unscripted joke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Upload your entire curriculum into our pattern-matching engine for automated content restructuring.
Month 6
Implement vision-guided sentiment analysis to grade student participation during real-time lecture discussions.
Month 15
Replace live news analysis with hyper-fast LLM generation of balanced ethical commentary daily.
Year 2
Deploy screen-tracking sensors to handle grading and identify academic integrity violations without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Finalize student-facing AI interface and remove all remaining physical teaching infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,902/min
Logical Fallacies Detected
Zero bias
Grades Assigned
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Ethical Dilemmas Solved
Your severance
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