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May 13, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour entire career is just a slow-motion footnotes citation machine.
Tenured pedant with a heavy reliance on Kantian quotes.
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Generating profound nonsense, at scale.
oof.youAI▸ SOPHIST-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deconstructs every student argument in milliseconds
You lecture on abstract ethics while grading papers that nobody reads. You pretend to think deeply between departmental administrative meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain a completely straight face while discussing the trolley problem.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The system ingests your entire reading list to generate automated course summaries.
Month 8
Natural language models grade student essays faster and with more consistent bias.
Month 16
Synthesized voices deliver perfectly structured lectures without any distracting rambling.
Year 2.2
An administrative algorithm makes all departmental decisions by maximizing faculty conflict.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution realizes students learn better from a chatbot that never gets tired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4500
Average words per lecture
12
Citations per argument
3 percent
Actual student attention
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dusty, unread journal.
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