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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTeaching students to question existence until your tenure finally expires.
Professional question-asker, part-time PowerPoint enthusiast.
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Dialectics without the bad breath.
brr.you▸ SOCRATES-GPT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly structured arguments on demand
You spend your days grading repetitive essays on ethics and lecturing tired undergraduates in cavernous, drafty lecture halls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is genuinely struggling with the absurdity of life itself.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Text analysis software handles your essay feedback and plagiarism checks.
Month 5
Your lecture notes are converted into interactive, self-paced modules.
Month 15
Student queries are routed to a large language model repository.
Year 2.2
Administrative software merges your department with the computer science unit.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your physical lecture theatre is repurposed into a server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
94 percent
Essays graded by bored TAs
3 percent
Students who actually read Kant
12 weekly
Hours spent defending department budget
Your severance
One free pass to the faculty lounge microwave.
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