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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced data plans to confused seniors is a solved problem.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always smiling, never pushing the wrong plan.
bzzt.youAI▸ KIOSKNODE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters customers by creditworthiness in milliseconds
Managing inventory counts, upselling protection plans, and activating new mobile lines for walk-in customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their credit score.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your clipboard for customer queue management.
Month 5
Smart shelves detect stock levels without you lifting a box.
Month 10
Automated units begin handling standard plan upgrades and activations.
Month 15
Offsite specialists handle billing issues via video link.
Month 19 · D-Day
The storefront becomes an unstaffed automated vending terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2 minutes
Average activation time
99.9 percent
Upsell conversion rate
Every shift
Staff rotation frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic ad-supported plan.
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