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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to read scripted troubleshooting steps is truly a tragic waste.
Professional listener of dial tones and sighs.
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Empathy simulation without the sighing.
stretchy.youAI▸ SCRIPTBOT-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes caller during their life story
You listen to frustrated callers and read from a knowledge base to solve simple connectivity issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is actually crying instead of just being angry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your knowledge base is indexed by a fast language model.
Week 6
The AI learns to sound bored enough to be human.
Month 3
Callers are screened by bots that solve the issue instantly.
Month 4
The AI suggests the answers while you read them out.
Month 6 · D-Day
The phone lines are unplugged and routed to the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 minutes
Average hold music endurance
42 daily
Scripts misread count
12 percent
Human patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our hold music playlist.
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