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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour cowbell loops are just a dataset for someone else's server.
Producer of high-bpm nostalgia and internet aesthetic vibes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite phonk waves, no crate digging needed.
oof.youAI▸ BASSPULSE AI-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your reality through an analog tape
You hunt for vintage Memphis rap samples and layer them with distorted cowbells and aggressive 808 bass lines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the specific grit of a lo-fi tape hiss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scrape the entire internet for obscure lo-fi rap samples.
Week 6
Models detect the current trend and adjust the bass distortion.
Month 3
The software produces one thousand tracks while you sleep.
Month 5
Automated bots promote the most addictive loops on video apps.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your digital workstation is permanently locked for final decommissioning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
450 tracks
Average tracks per hour
Maximum limit
Cowbell saturation levels
100 percent
Human error in timing
Your severance
A lifetime supply of distortion plugin licenses.
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