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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Photo Printing Branch Colleague jobs? · Latest report #iqyacghm
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour job is literally just clicking print until the paper jams.
Professional paper-loader and paper-jam-whisperer.
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Prints everything while you stay home.
toast.youAI▸ KODAK-AUTOMATA 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears paper jams in under five seconds
You load paper, clear paper jams, and hand prints to customers. The machine does the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a photo-paper feed jam without tearing the entire roll in half.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Customers start uploading prints directly to a cloud server.
Month 5
New printers feature sensors that unjam paper automatically.
Month 11
A gantry arm sorts and stacks prints for customer pickup.
Month 16
Prints are dropped into secure lockers, ending human handovers.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The kiosk is fully autonomous and no staff is required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,200 annually
Paper Jams Cleared
12 minutes
Average Print Wait
99 percent
Human Boredom Rating
Your severance
A lifetime supply of 4x6 glossy stock paper.
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