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Will AI replace Photography Editor jobs? · Latest report #24kbkrnd
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsChoosing which blurry photo of a politician looks least corrupt is art.
Gatekeeper of pixels, expert at cropping out the scandal.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating the truth from the noise.
shred.you▸ LENSLENS V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite uploads for emotional impact
You spend all day curating thousands of raw images to find the one perfect, non-embarrassing shot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, soul-crushing exhaustion in a subject's eyes from ten miles away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI detects and deletes all blurry or out-of-focus images instantly.
Month 4
Vision models auto-tag every photo with names, places, and context.
Month 8
Algorithms auto-balance color and lighting to match publication house style.
Month 12
Software suggests the perfect image for every article based on sentiment.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system self-curates the entire news cycle without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
1200
Average photos per assignment
0.4
Seconds spent per thumbnail
Daily
Times you yell about lighting
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