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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour legacy code is just future training data for our models.
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refactors spaghetti code into clean modules
You write server-side scripts for websites and manage relational databases. You spend your day debugging mysterious logic errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment broke at 3 a.m. with perfect clarity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts scanning your pull requests for errors.
Month 3
Machine learning tools automatically propose fixes for common syntax bugs.
Month 6
Algorithms rewrite your legacy monoliths into modern microservices.
Month 10
Adaptive bots handle your query optimization and indexing tasks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes the dev environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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Average weekly bug count
60 percent
Time spent in meetings
22
Coffee cups consumed
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