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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsUpdating legacy spaghetti code is basically just a chore for machines.
Still maintaining that one legacy Laravel module from 2016.
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You write server-side scripts and wrestle with frontend frameworks. You debug broken production deploys while drinking lukewarm coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain exactly why the production build broke at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start refactoring your messy PHP classes automatically.
Month 4
Automated scripts handle schema updates without breaking production tables.
Month 8
Visual models map your old CSS to modern framework components.
Month 12
Infrastructure agents manage CI/CD pipelines without human interference.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access tokens are deleted and the repo archives itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
70 percent
Time spent in meetings
5 mugs daily
Average caffeine intake
42 count
Legacy bugs per module
Your severance
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