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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsA human-shaped compiler for spaghetti code that is already rotting.
Junior backend engineer (praying the server stays up)
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Turning legacy scripts into actual functional software.
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deletes your spaghetti code in one click
Writes server-side logic in PHP and manages legacy MySQL database queries. Deploys code to patchy web servers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment broke at 3am without crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your repositories to map out the spaghetti mess.
Month 4
Smart agents apply security fixes to your legacy code automatically.
Month 8
Scripts translate PHP functions into clean, modern microservice architecture.
Month 12
Continuous delivery tools handle all server deployments without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the AI owns the codebase.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
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Coffee-to-code ratio
Your severance
A one-month supply of cheap energy drinks.
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