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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your legacy code while it still needs an actual brain.
Full-stack architect of unmaintainable Symfony services.
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You build health software and manage servers. Both tasks are just configuration files waiting to be automated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production server crashed at 3 a.m. to confused stakeholders.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting refactors for your messiest controller files.
Month 3
Cloud agents take over server provisioning and script management.
Month 6
Modern LLMs generate Symfony boilerplate faster than you type.
Month 9
Smart models map patient data requirements to database fields instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server room is locked and the repo is set to read-only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too many
Legacy bugs per sprint
90 percent
Time spent in YAML
mostly stable
Production server uptime
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a thank you card.
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