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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy that dust while it lasts; your shelf is just junk.
Collector of depreciating plastic assets and cardboard landfill.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the bits, zero clutter.
blub.you▸ CLOUDSTREAM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your collection for subscription fees
You spend money on plastic discs and cardboard boxes. Digital subscriptions already made you unnecessary.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically hold the artwork and read the fine print on the back.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart algorithms suggest everything you already own but easier.
Week 9
You realize your shelves are just taking up expensive rent.
Month 3
Your disc player is recycled for its precious internal magnets.
Month 5
Automated billing ensures you have access without the plastic.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final physical media asset is donated to a thrift store.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8 grams monthly
Average shelf dust accumulation
45 minutes
Time spent finding movies
High
Regret per shelf collapse
Your severance
A one-year trial of a streaming service nobody likes.
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