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Will AI replace Physical Security Guard jobs? · Latest report #h2tismri
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsWatching empty hallways until the cameras decide to do it better.
Professional door-sitter and low-light surveillance expert.
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Omnipresent vision, zero boredom.
no no noyou▸ SENTINEL-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks every movement in the lobby
You conduct perimeter patrols, monitor CCTV feeds, log incidents, and attempt to look intimidating while stationary.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically block a door with your own confused expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Visitor check-in software eliminates the need for your handwritten sign-in logs.
Month 5
High-definition AI vision models take over the duty of watching empty hallways.
Month 13
Navigation-enabled robotic units begin roaming the site to replace your walking patrols.
Year 2.1
A single remote operator manages five locations via satellite instead of on-site guards.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Facility management locks the doors permanently behind your final shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
200ms
Average blink duration
High
Doughnut consumption rate
40%
Patrol efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite alarm app.
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